L.A. Dodgers star player Manny Ramirez was suspended for 50 games by major League Baseball, over the use of performance-enhancing drugs. Ramirez maintains that, thanks to performance enhancing drugs, he could complete 50 games straight in about 3 days.
Now that the popular Ramirez has had to admit to using a banned substance, recent precedent suggests that his next move will be to sleep with Madonna.
Manny will spend his time away from baseball dealing with the shame by driving one of his fancy sports cars back to his giant mansion.
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