“The Critical and the Hypocritical” or “Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder”

Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin’s 19-year-old daughter, told Good Morning America that she thinks abstinence from sex is the safest and best choice for teenagers. She also thinks that all teens should have their opinions prepared for them in writing by their mother or their mother’s staff.

Bristol and ex-fiancee Levi Johnson have a four-month old son, Tripp, named after Sarah Palin’s unique style of answering interview questions.