Monday, May 11, 2009

“Paying for Sex (Ed)”

The Obama administration’s new budget will change funding for sex education, with more money going towards pregnancy prevention and less for teaching abstinence-only. The shift reflects studies that say the no-sex-until-marriage message in public schools hasn’t worked, at least, not between students and their teachers.

First and foremost, teens will see that new educator ground rules are getting laid. And vice versa.

Since one of the goals of the new programs is to delay teenagers having sex, they hope to keep the teens’ parents in the room at all times.

Since future funding may depend on their success at preventing or delaying teens from having unprotected sex, the programs will try to only include nerds.

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