“Pyongyang-Pong”

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton warned that North Korea faces consequences for continuing its recent provocative acts. Experts, however, say that dictator Kim Jong Ill isn’t one who worries about consequences, as evidenced by his nuclear missile tests, oppression of his own people, and that Marge Simpson hairstyle.

North Korea also called South Korea’s denouncement of recent North Korean aggression a declaration of war. They are also calling all statements geared towards peace or sane conversation a declaration of war.