Wednesday, May 27, 2009

“Rational Velvet”

Screen legend Elizabeth Taylor, 77, tweeted that she was home from the hospital after what her publicist called “a routine visit.” Without any specific illness cited, paparazzi will print the obvious conclusion: she’s pregnant.

Most likely contender to be the father of Taylor’s love child: Elton John, Michael Jackson, or Lindsay Lohan.

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