“Bone China”

China is slated to open a new theme park in October called Love Land, centered on sexuality and the human body. The park will have giant genital sculpture and naked human statues. Also, the “You must be this big to ride” signs don’t measure height.

The park will have some other differences. For instance, instead of seatbelts, all the rides will have fuzzy handcuffs.

The theme park hopes to break down sexual stereotypes about China, but isn’t doing itself any favors with the ride “It’s a Small World.”

In this park, the Ferris Wheel and the Tilt-A-Whirl aren’t rides, they are positions.

People with a heart condition are required to sign a waiver before they are allowed to buy a ‘Ride All Day’ pass.

In the park, they have lots of places to eat out. But no food or drink are allowed.

The sex themed park hopes to teach some lessons that apply to real relationships. For example, if you spring for the more expensive bracelet, you get quicker access to the best parts.