Monday, May 18, 2009

“Big Dopes” or “Squeezing the Juicers” or “Pumped Up Downer”

All of the competitors at the Belgian national bodybuilding championship forfeit and left the building when drug testing officials made a last-minute surprise visit. Several of them even left Belgium and came back to America and their jobs in Major League Baseball.

In a related story, Pete Rose criticized the participants who were juicing, but then bet on them anyway.

The bodybuilders were dressed, oiled, and ready after preparing for months, but grabbed their gear and went out the door the minute the doping testers showed up. Those consistently using steroids were able to drop their wallets in their Speedos where their genitals used to take up the space.

Officials want to try drug testing hair samples gathered from some bodybuilders’ last minute shaving of chests and backs. And that’s just the female competitors.

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