“Cutting their Losses”

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_gulf_oil_spill

BP was finally able to make some progress in the oil spill crisis, successfully cutting off a pipe Thursday with the intent to then cap it off to reduce the flow of oil. The cutting of the pipe may not be the solution everyone was hoping for, but it does make BP officially Jewish.

BP’s chief executive Tony Hayward admitted that the company “did not have the tools you would want in your tool belt,”in dealing with the crisis, as evidenced by BP’s early attempts to stop the oil spill by first using their teeth, then a penny, then a butter knife.