Tuesday, June 8, 2010

“Speidi Split”

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/tv.accesshollywood.com/tv.accesshollywood.com-heidi-montag-files-legal-separation-from-husband-spencer-pratt

Heidi Montag filed for a legal separation from her husband Spencer Pratt. Sources close to the couple say Heidi really wishes she could separate from herself, but this is as close as she could get.

If they do divorce, Spencer wants custody of Heidi’s new breasts.

-Or as he calls them, “The Hills.”

Heidi has not made any claims that Spencer committed adultery, but it has been well documented that he is in love with himself.

To Heidi, separating from Spencer is like just having yet another plastic surgery. This time, she’s having an asshole removed.

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