http://www.usatoday.com/money/autos/2010-06-02-mercury-story_N.htm
The Ford Motor Company announced Wednesday is discontinuing its Mercury brand. Ford is doing so to be more Earth-friendly. It isn’t an environmental issue; they just felt guilty promoting a competing planet.
No comment yet from the makers of Saturn.
In a related story, an unnamed Greek god wearing winged sandals was seen Wednesday applying for unemployment.
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