Wednesday, June 9, 2010

“Short Life” or “Finnish Lines”

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2010-06-09-short-people-heart_N.htm

A study in Finland suggests that shorter adults have a 50% greater risk for heart attacks than taller ones. Upon hearing this, smart short people went out bought athletic shoes to improve their health. Dumb short people went out and bought high heels.

This news will be shocking to some. In fact, it’s going to mean a massive heart attack for Ryan Seacrest.

Kids are reminded that smoking can stunt your growth.

Maybe this is why people try to stretch before doing cardio.

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