“Plastic Smiles”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/greenhouse/post/2010/06/california-moves-toward-banning-plastic-grocery-bags/1

The state of California is considering a ban on disposable plastic shopping bags. Anti-plastic environmentalists think this is great, but trees on their way to the paper mill think it sucks.

Citizens of Beverly Hills were originally outraged, until it was clarified that the ban would not in any way affect plastic surgery.