“McCancer”

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2010-06-04-mcdonalds-recall-shrek_N.htm?csp=hf

McDonald’s recalled 12 million drinking glasses Friday due to cadmium-tainted paint used depicting the Shrek Forever After movie characters. Said a McDonald’s spokesman:

“We’re truly sorry about the cadmium, but hey, its still healthier than any of our food.”

Cadmium exposure has been linked to cancer. Do you want fries with that?

Though the exposure to cadmium would be considered low level, McDonald’s is always happy to give their customers the opportunity to super-size it.

McDonalds is trying to market the product as its new Unhappy Meal.