“Just Say No Preservatives”

http://yourlife.usatoday.com/health/medical/cancer/story/0//government-lists-formaldehyde-as-cancer-causer/48352682/1

The National Institutes of Health say that high exposure to formaldehyde can cause cancer.  This is seen as disastrous news for the nation’s cadavers.

Unfortunately, the danger formaldehyde poses suddenly makes teenagers using it seem cooler and more sexy to their peers.

Since formaldehyde causes cancer, out of habit, the tobacco industry wants to start marketing and selling it to consumers.