Tuesday, June 28, 2011

“Natalie Would” or “Mercedes Rule”


According to TMZ, Charlie Sheen’s last original “goddess”/girlfriend Natalie Kenly moved out last week, and Charlie is demanding that she return the Mercedes-Benz he gave her a few months ago.  Unless there are no drugs in it, in which case she can keep it.

Sheen doesn’t plan to drive it, as his career continues to crash and he runs out of money in the next few months, he’s going to need it to live in.

Charlie doesn’t resent Natalie having the car, but now he wants to let it slide off a cliff.

Charlie’s not being materialistic.  He can’t find one of his kids and thinks he might be in the Mercedes’ trunk.

Sheen needs the car back because he filled his other car’s tank with tiger’s blood.

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