An Amish man has been arrested in a sting operation after text messaging a young girl to try to get her to have sex with him in his horse-drawn buggy. It was obvious this guy was a real pervert. He wanted the horse to watch.
Though his behavior is reprehensible, it is impressive that he could whittle a working cell phone out of a block of wood.
Being Amish made his texts, which were supposed to be sexy, both sad and creepy. For instance, he told the girl that she really knew how to ‘raise his barn.’
The text messages that led to his arrest included videos and nude photos. Besides soliciting sex, he was just excited to have upgraded his phone from his old slate and chalk.
He also really liked exotic, foreign women. Or as he calls them, English.
Amish guys have terrible pick-up lines, anyway. What woman wants to hear that a guy just sewed together new lambskin condoms?
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