“Eat Off ‘My Plate’”

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The U.S. Department of Agriculture is replacing the "Food Pyramid" with a new symbol promoting healthy eating called "My Plate."  It is expected to be successful, as long as no one associates it with MySpace.

The USDA decided to replace the Food Pyramid due to the Food Mummy’s curse.

On the My Plate model, the 4 main types of food are arranged on a round plate like 4 pieces of pie.  The problem is, Americans already eat 4 pieces of pie.