Tuesday, September 6, 2011

“Bare Facts”

The city of San Francisco is trying to pass a local law preventing nudists from using public seating, or to require them to cover their seat with a towel if they are in a restaurant.  Forget shirts.  Apparently the new rule is, “No towel, no shoes, no service.”

Because the nudists, known as “the naked guys,” are part of the community, officials are generally tolerant, and politicians bend over backwards for them, which is better than the other way around.

Though some residents are tired of the naked guys and politicians looking the other way, they recognize that it’s smart for everyone to look the other way.

Citizens who object to the lax attitude of police suspect an un-cover-up.

In restaurants, the nudists’ favorite order is a weiner with nothing on it.

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