Wednesday, September 7, 2011

“Murphy’s Law”


The Academy Awards has confirmed that Eddie Murphy has been asked host the 2012 Oscars.  It’s the only way that Murphy’s presence at the awards could have a context to make any sense.

If Murphy does host, he won’t be alone.  He’ll be joined by co-hosts Eddie in a fat suit, Eddie as an old man, Eddie as a fat lady, and Eddie as a fat, old lady.

If Eddie hosts, his date will be determined at the last minute, but he has confirmed that it will be transvestite hooker he’ll have just met.

The Oscars have a history of running too long and being boring, prompting next year’s show to already be dubbed, Yet Another 48 Hours.

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