Friday, September 16, 2011

“The Tooth Hurts”

A Florida man was cited for breaching the peace after trying to use pliers to pull out a tooth while he was drunk.  Although, the real story here is that a man in Florida HAS a tooth.

There was nothing wrong with the tooth; the man just wanted to look like all his Florida neighbors.

The man is hoping to get an endorsement deal with The Gap.

2 comments:

Charles Zucker said...

You wrote "a man is Florida HAS a tooth" which is probably a typo.

You're welcome.

Johnny Spell'n Gramm

Markus Kublin said...

That man is now IN Florida, where he belongs.