Tuesday, September 27, 2011

“Carnival Tragedy”


Witnesses say they saw a man jump overboard from the top deck of a Carnival Cruise Ship.  All that is known about the man is that he spent the 3 previous hours in a lounge listening to karaoke.  As a result, his death is being ruled “natural causes.”

Some guests were shocked at the news, but most were relieved at the idea of one less person in front of them at the buffet line.

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