Wednesday, September 14, 2011

“Turner Events” or “The Next Weiner Steps In”


In a special election in New York City, Republican Bob Turner has won the House of Representatives seat vacated by Anthony Weiner following his scandal earlier this year.  Turner is the first GOP Congressman for that district in almost a century, although both houses of Congress are still filled with wieners.

Though Anthony is gone from office, most citizens feel that the government is just playing “hide the wiener” with them at any given time.

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