In Sweden, a moose who had been eating fermented apples that had fallen from a tree got stuck in the tree due to the apples intoxicating effects. Police helped to free the animal, but now that moose can’t ever run for public office.
Except in Texas or Florida.
Because of his antlers, the next day both sides of his head felt a full hang-over effect.
The moose explained to the police that he was on his way to the Elks’ Club.
The drunk moose was then cared for by some deer friends.
The moose had forgotten the old adage, “fermented apples before liquor, never sicker.”
The moose claimed to have been egged on by his friend, a flying squirrel with a high-pitched voice.
The moose was initially thought to be drunk after a night of partying at Whatsamatta U.
The next day, the moose woke up remembering nothing, but he was in Las Vegas with Mike Tyson’s stolen tiger.
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