Former James Bond actor Pierce Brosnan may face battery charges for allegedly hitting a photographer at a mall in Malibu. The evidence is already stacking against Brosnan. Following the incident, the photographer was visibly shaken… not stirred.
"500 JOKES AND COUNTING"
Scientists studying fear, its causes and responses are making progress in understanding how fear is triggered in the brain. They maintain that some fear is healthy and necessary as a survival tool. In a related story… Boo!
According to the National Institute of Mental Health, 40 million Americans suffer from anxiety disorders. A spokesman for the afflicted said, in a prepared statement, “I can’t take it anymore. There’s no way out. We’re doomed! DOOMED!”
Ohio’s Ashland University had a team of analysts testing for lead in children’s products, resulting in the recall of a set of Halloween novelty teeth. It’s weird when the toy monster teeth turn out to be scarier than any actual monsters, isn’t it?
The orange, crooked teeth, called “Ugly Teeth” were pulled from store shelves just today. One store employee, fearing the effects of lead, tried to remove a set from a customer’s mouth. Fortunately, the man wasn’t wearing the fake ugly teeth, he was just British.
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