Monday, October 22, 2007

Kid Rock got into a fight at a Waffle House this morning. A verbal confrontation between Rock and another customer became physical in the parking lot, where a restaurant window was smashed, police were called, and both men were arrested by the end of the incident. Or as Kid Rock calls it, “Monday.”

The scuffle had nothing to do with Rock personally, nor his music or celebrity. But it was time for a fight at the Waffle House, and it was his turn.

On the upside, isn’t it nice to know that Kid Rock’s money hasn’t changed him?

Actually, I’m a little surprised Kid Rock goes to Waffle House. You can’t buy a 40 oz. there.



The Colorado Rockies suspended ticket sales to the World Series earlier today, after online sales crashed their computer system. Computer experts outside Colorado saw this coming. They all agree Rockies in the World Series simply does not compute.

Within 2 hours of the tickets going on sale exclusively online, fans couldn’t get onto the website. No one knows the cause of the crash. In a related story, sounds of suspicious snickering have been reported to be coming from computer nerds at MIT in Boston.



In China, a 106-year-old man just got married to an 81-year-old woman. There wedding vows went, “To have and to hold, from this day forward, ‘til…Tuesday.”

The happy couple will be spending their Honeymoon at Viagra Falls.




Did David Cop-A-Feel?

David Copperfield is being investigated by the FBI over allegations that he forced himself on a woman in Las Vegas.

A lot of questions have come up, like did David touch the woman inappropriately, or was it just a sleight of hand?

No evidence has been released by thre FBI, but Copperfield is alleged to have done it with smoke and mirrors.

Perhaps, if there was intimate contact between the two, it was consentual, or what is known among magicians as “hocus pokus.”

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