Thursday, August 20, 2009

“Emotional Eating”

A themed California donut shop called Psycho Donuts, which sells confections such as “Glazed and Confused,” changed the names of some of its treats at the urging of mental health advocates. For instance, the “Bipolar” is now the “Mood Swing.” Customers were pleased. Then angry. Then pleased again.

But you can't please everybody. The powdered donuts offended cocaine addicts.

Donut holes bothered people who felt empty inside.

The dozen mixed assortment troubled sufferers of multiple personalities.

All the donuts also pissed off fat people who then ate them anyway.

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