Friday, August 7, 2009

“Paw Prints” or “Kitty a Sick Puppy”

A Florida man accused of downloading child pornography claims that while he away from his computer, his cat jumped on the keyboard and downloaded the images. The cat claims it was just looking for pussy.

Police did check the keyboard for paw-prints.

The man should just have gone to a cat house.

The man was charged possession of child pornography. The cat was charged for licking himself in public.

The cat will also be charged for downloading images of underage kittens.

The cat had also apparently hidden cameras in other cats’ litter boxes.

The cat also has a prior record for molesting a ball of yarn.

1 comment:

Ilan The Portlander Rebbe said...

This was also the plot to the 90's masterpiece, "Freakazoid".