The national Climatic Data Center reported this week that this summer’s global ocean temperature is the warmest since records began being kept in 1880. How warm is it? They are changing the name of the largest ocean to the Pacific Soup.
Underwater fish are getting a tan.
Dolphins are seeking out hurricanes for the Jacuzzi effect.
When they trap lobsters, they’re already boiled.
Amphibians coming out on land are shrinking when they dry.
At high tide, steam rolls in.
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