“Pre-Pubescent Press Core”

President Obama was interviewed Friday by elementary school student Damon Weaver, an 11-year-old reporter. Damon asked tough questions, like how the president’s health care plan would assure any child faced with the opposite sex of getting their cootie shot.

He also wanted to know if foreign trade agreements might include swapping lunches.

The young reporter pressed Obama to extend cash-for-clunkers to trading in Hot Wheels.

The president stopped answering questions at a point, not to censor the press, but to allow for nap time.