Wednesday, August 5, 2009

“Paula Ab-done”

Paula Abdul announced by Twitter Tuesday night that she would not be returning to American Idol for its 9th season. Insiders say the move makes no sense from a creative or business perspective, proving it was an authentic tweet from Paula.

This is bad news for Simon Cowell, who will now have to flirt with and fondle Randy Jackson during commercials.

For that very reason, this is even worse news for Randy Jackson.

Kara Dioguardi will be returning to the show, since the FOX network found her popular among snarling harpies.

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