Monday, August 17, 2009

“Putting the Squeeze On”

A 10-year-old girl who set up a lemonade stand in New York City’s Riverside Square Park was ticketed and fined by an officer from the Parks Department. Though sympathetic to the girl, the Parks Dept. emphasized that her lemonade really sucked.

Angry spectators were described as thirsty.

This same girl may also be connected to an illegal Girl Scout Cookie extortion ring and a dog-walking protection racket.

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