“Career Blown?”

In Florida, Fort Myers Beach, town council fired Scott Janke, the town manager, after discovering his wife is an adult film actress. Janke and his wife are now individually seeking brand new positions.

The council says they acted to avoid a news leak that the town manager’s wife worked in porn. Since then, politicians have been carefully analyzing the porn.

Experts say that had the town council done nothing, not only would the public be unaware of the adult film actress; they would never even have heard of Fort Myers Beach.

Janke’s will have to look for a new job, but not the kind his wife gives.

The town decided to screw Janke, since that’s what his wife was doing with everyone else.

Interestingly, this story features a man in a political career who didn’t have sex with someone other than his wife, but she had sex with others and her husband knew about it the whole time. It’s the reverse Mark Sanford.