“Genuine GM Parts”

General Motors came out of bankruptcy Friday, with new owners including the U.S. government. The company will be implementing new sales strategies and incentives to pay down its dept and become profitable again. For starters, the government will be levying a heavy tax on all Ford owners.

Though the company faces many challenges to pay its lenders and re-establish itself in the world auto marketplace, the U.S. government just couldn’t resist that new car smell.

With the federal government picking up to 60% of the industry giant, it’s the first time any company has literally greased the politicians.