Wednesday, July 1, 2009

“Getting his Affairs in Order”

Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina continued to confess about casual encounters with more women, other than his wife or his Argentinean mistress. Sanford’s aides are now seeking a restraining order to keep the governor from within 500 feet of a microphone.

Now Sanford has reversed his statement that he would release financial records to prove state money wasn’t used for his trips to Argentina and elsewhere. Over his broken promise, Mrs. Sanford told the media, “Don’t worry. You get used to it.”