“Setting the Bar”

Starbucks Coffee will be opening a new store next week called “15th Avenue” where they will be selling beer and wine along with coffee and tea. In response to this threat to their market, local bars will raise their price on coffee by $3.

Starbucks will be using the new name because there was no location left in America for one more Starbucks.

The beer and wine will sell for $4 to $7, and will feature the classic Starbucks “burned’ taste.

Wine will be available in both varieties: red and white. Beer will also be available in both varieties: regular or decaf.

Already destined to be their most popular drink: the Frappa-vino.