Wednesday, July 8, 2009

“Reproducing Results”

A British science team claims to have created human sperm from stem cells. Their plan to create the sperm was truly ingenious. They used male stem cells, genetically aged them 13 years, and then just left them in a room with stem cell porn.

When critics said the cells produced lacked the behavioral characteristics of real sperm, the leader of the scientists responded. “The behavior is just like any other sperm. Right after we produced them, we all fell asleep.”

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