Thursday, July 16, 2009

“Squid Words”

Swarms of jumbo flying squid have left deep waters off Mexico and have been nearing the surface near San Diego, for unknown reasons. Some fear they are here to take American squid’s jobs.

Some scientists speculate they are looking for an Office Depot to reload their ink.

Because of their rust-red coloring and nasty demeanor, the squid are sometimes nicknamed ‘red devils’. The American Civil Liberties Union is filing a racism suit on their behalf.

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