http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/09/san-francisco-county-jail-installs-condom-machines-for-inmates/1
San Francisco’s sheriff’s department has installed condom machines for the inmates in the County Jail. To pay for the machines, next week they are installing coin-operated roofies machines.
Said one naive, new inmate: “Cool! This means the jail is going co-ed, right? Right? No? Ohhhh, sh*t.”
The County will no longer have to worry about the male inmates getting each other pregnant.
After lights out, the jail will also pipe in soft, romantic music.
Technically, it is illegal for inmates to have sex with each other, so the department will still enforce the rule of No Foreplay.
This is part of the department’s safe rape program.
About half the inmates are happy about the availability of condoms, and the other half are awfully sore about it.
As a PR move, the sheriff’s department says they are trying to cut down on a very specific type of white collar crime.
The media will continue to follow this story until it reaches its climax.
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