“Lohan Law”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-09-20-lohan-arrest-warrant_N.htm

A judge issued a warrant for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan following her failing a mandatory drug test. Another arrest for Lohan was inevitable; everybody likes to see Hollywood star s reprise the role they are most famous for.

Lindsay will, of course, have the right to remain silent, but anything obscene she writes on her fingernails will be used against her in a court of law.