“Department of Defensive”

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2010-09-21-senate-military-gay-ban_N.htm

The Senate bill to lift the military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy failed to pass Tuesday. The GOP was afraid that if it passed, all gay Republicans would automatically be outted.

Also, Republicans thought that blocking the overturn of gay ban would turn all gays secretly serving in the military magically straight.