http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-09-08-snooki-court-appearance_N.htm
Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was fined $500 for disturbing the peace on a New Jersey beach, where she had loudly stumbled around drunk, bumping into people. Based on this precedent, Snooki will now have to pay $500 a day for the rest of her life.
Snooki didn’t seem bothered by the $500 fine until someone told her how much spray-on tan that is.
In court, Snooki was ready to place her hand on a bible and swear.
Other charges were dropped because technically it isn’t a crime to be annoying and stupid.
Other charges were dropped because putting Snooki in jail would be cruel and unusual punishment for the other inmates.
Snooki had thought it was fine to be drunk and annoying, but then, she also thinks she’s a celebrity.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment