“What’s All the Flap, Jack?” or "Living On a 'Prayer'"

The International House of Pancakes is suing to stop the Kansas City based faith group International House of Prayer from using the acronym IHOP. So far they have no issue, however, with the Interstate Hub of Porn.

The House of Prayer is also being asked to stop referring to gays as “Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.”

The church says they never intened to benefit from the restaurant chain’s fame. Hard to believe, since their slogan is “Come Hungry, Leave Holy.”

Also, they are the only church to offer you your communion wafer with a choice of syrups, whipped cream, or fruit topping.

Since the church directly stole the idea and words from a previous existing entity, they will be forced to call themselves the International House of Plagiarism.

In a compromise, the church will change their name to Denny’s.