Tuesday, July 5, 2011

“Independent Research”

The nation celebrated Independence Day on Monday, marking the anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of independence in 1776.  Or, according to today’s high school students’ knowledge of history, we commemorate Will Smith’s victory over aliens trying to destroy the Earth.

On July 4th, the 13 British colonies declared independence from the monarchy, so that one day a nation of obese hedonists could barbecue and get drunk on the beach.

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