Thursday, July 21, 2011

“Mail Ego”


The U.S. Postmaster General is trying to get Congress to allow the Postal Service to cut Saturday mail delivery due to budget issues and a fall-off in mail.  Experts predict a continued drop in paper mail by 2015, when the only thing still being mailed will be everybody in America’s unemployment checks.

Five-day-a-week mail delivery will give the post office more time to bend your photos and tear your checks.

It also means you won’t be able to throw those bills you can’t pay in the trash until Monday.

So far, the only person who seems bothered by a possible delay in weekend mail is Ted Kaszinsky.

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