“Chinese Apple”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/07/china-shuts-2-phony-apple-stores-but-3-others-stay-open/1

China has shut down 2 out of 5 unauthorized Apple stores for lacking business permits.  The iPads and other merchandise were genuine Apple products, but the employees weren’t nearly smug enough.

Here in the United States, Apple products are known to be almost virus-proof.  In China, they get viruses all the time, but the government just denies it.

The Chinese versions of the iPad and iPhone are exactly the same as ours, except instead touching the screen with your finger, you use chopsticks.