Monday, July 11, 2011

“Arnold: He’ll Be Back”


Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed on to appear in his first movie since his term as governor ended and his marriage split was announced, and it’s a Western.  There’s a rumor it’s going to be a Spaghetti Western, about the child he had with his housekeeper. It will be called, Pasta La Vista, Baby.

Some other possible movie titles:
 The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Affair
A Fistful of Dollars for the Housekeeper
For a Few Dollars More for your Love Child
Once Upon a Time in a Mexican.
Dutch Cassidy and the Secret Kid
or possibly
Tomb-Stone: It’s Not a Tomb-er

Based on his current weight and muscle-toe, however, some movie fans think Arnold should stick to roles like Conan, the Barber.  



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