Tuesday, July 12, 2011

“Top Ten Rock Bottom”


Early Sunday morning, after an all-night bender, a drunk man broke into the Ed Sullivan Theater, where David Letterman’s The Late Show is taped, vandalized the lobby and urinated on a door.  Letterman later said, “Sorry, but that’s what I do when I forget my keys.”

Just to be on the safe side, Letterman once again apologized for making jokes about Sarah Palin.

At first police suspected a drunk tourist, because a native New Yorker would have just peed in the street.

Police are looking at the usual suspects: all the husbands and boyfriends of Letterman’s female employees.

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