An Ohio woman pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault charges related to exposing her breast and spraying sheriff’s deputies with her milk after they tried to pull her from a car. Assualt charge? She must have really creamed them.
The charge would have been a felony had she fired with both barrels.
Her defense for squirting milk at the cops is that she thought they were acting like babies.
The deputies didn’t handcuff her, but they did have to wrestle her into a nursing bra.
After taking a direct hit of breast milk, the deputies went to a local hospital, where they were burped and released.
The woman needed to have a lawyer in court, or else she could have claimed lactation without representation.
Not only did she testify, she had a lot to get off her chest.
No deputies were injured, but after the assault they lay down with their blankies for a nap.
The original incident took place about a month ago, giving the deputies the chance to be weaned.
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