The FBI has announced a new employment standard where they are lowering the standard for past drug use to make more applicants eligible to get jobs. Bottom line: the FBI is putting the "high" back in "hiring."
The new policy in more tolerant of past marijuana usage. How tolerant? Let me put it this way: Introducing, Special Agent Tommy Chong.
This changes FBI self defense training. Now, if someone tries to hit an agent with a blunt object, they are trained to smoke the blunt and take the object.
This changes other things. Have you seen the pictures on the FBI's new Most Wanted list: Pizza, Cheeto's, Taco Bell...
A 78-year-old Florida man who happens to be named Harry Potter has been bombarded with phone calls since the new Potter movie and book came out. Fans want to ask him about wizards and magic, but he just wants to be left alone. So I'm going to call him and suggest that he just use his Invisibility Cloak and disappear for a while.
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