Tuesday, August 7, 2007

From Today's News: Aug. 7, 2007

Van Halen plans to announce a schedule for a 50-date reunion tour next week, with original singer David Lee Roth. Do they really think they are going to get along on the road after all these years? All I can say is: I smell Reality Show written all over this.



Chinese state media reported that because of working conditions and pollution, city traffic police have an average life expectancy of only 43 years. Shocking as this is, because of strict Chinese laws, by 2012, this life expectancy will be mandatory.



Lindsay Lohan is reportedly in a Utah rehab facility. This is just the first leg of what is sure to be her multi-city, 2007 “Private, Personal Matter” summer tour.



In Germany, A 59-year old woman who had lived with a pencil lodged in her head since a childhood accident has finally had most of it removed. She wanted to preserve her thoughts about the pencil's removal after the surgery, but ironically, she didn’t have anything to write with.

She suffered for 55 years with this unusual condition. She would get headaches, nosebleeds, plus, every time she nodded her head she erased something.

Previous attempts to shave down the pencil had been unsuccessful, but it did result in her other senses being sharpened.

She should fully recover from the surgery soon. In the meantime, she still feels like Number 2.

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